Recently, however, I received something in the mail that, I must admit, is a first even for me. I don't really have any clever way to say it, so I guess I'll just put it out there: A listener sent me her panties.
At least, I'm assuming it's a "her." Like I said, the paranormal attracts a fair number of freaks. There was no note attached. No return address. No name. Not much of anything other than the panties and my name on the recently received mailer.
It's curious indeed, but I have chosen to be flattered. I write this blog to share my sense of wonder with you.
Have you any thoughts on this matter? Are you the sender of said skivvies? Whoever you are out there, let's hear from you.
WHAT AM I TO MAKE OF THIS MATTER???

It sounds like a case of erotomania. At some point, significant only to her, you two met and she felt like you started a relationship. You are the object of her affection, and she wants to please you. She might be angry if you chose to ignore her, and this could develop into her turning violent to either people who hurt you or people she percieves are in the way. Cases like this, if they are not properly investigated and ended, will lead to bodily harm and even murder...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe you do have someone who has feelings for you and wants to gauge your response to such a gift?
I know. You ordered the panties for yourself from a Drag Queen online clothing store.
Maybe the panties were meant for someone else, like Bobby?
Perhaps you were attacked by a succubus and she left her panties behind by mistake. Or to remind you that your spermies have been stolen for nefarious deeds.
But the most probable of all of these senarios is that it's a JOKE.
I CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS A JOKE!!
ReplyDeleteVERY clever...a bit of a "looney" lol : ) Just hoping they were clean!
ReplyDeleteUm, are those skidmarks?
ReplyDeleteIf she wants my love, it better be.
ReplyDeleteHow do they smell? any stains?
ReplyDelete-Cameron
Oh, you would just love for me to tell you the answer to that, wouldn't you?
ReplyDelete@Holly...Oh, and btw, I'm glad you caught that, haha.
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