I know I do. But I just found this out tonight.
See, it was 11pm and there wasn't much in the way of decent food in the fridge. Desperate times called for desperate measures. And desperate measures meant Vito's Pizza.
I pored over the website but was torn over what to order. I asked my friend Rachel for help. She took a look at the menu and made a decision in roughly 12 seconds: "Get the brat pizza and sweet ray sauce subste. I will bang u for a slice that sounds good. This sandwich blows." The misspellings are hers. I should mention Rachel was drunk.
Anyway, I took her advice and ordered it. Johnsonville bratwurst slices, sweet red peppers, vidalia onion sauce, sauerkraut, mustard, and glorious cheese. Delicious.
Sometimes it pays to listen to Rachel.
It always pays to listen to me!!! Man, dude, bro come on, I'm really jealous. I want some!
ReplyDeleteI'd bang you just to bang you.
ReplyDeleteI dont even need a slice of pizza.
Im just say'n............
You willing to back that up?
ReplyDeleteLadies Love Cool J...ason Korbus. It's the phallic shape of bratwurst. Yummers!
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